DAN BONGINO HERE!
I MUST GET OUT OF THIS TERRIBLE POSITION OF “DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF THE FBI” (the place I’m HELPLESS to see what’s actually happening), in order that I can resolve this Jeffrey Epstein scenario!
(Kash Patel can include me if he desires.)
I’ve all the time felt that you simply get probably the most direct line to what the FBI is doing when you find yourself as distant from the FBI as potential, ideally in some type of podcast studio or BASEMENT with a BULLETIN BOARD that has loads of RED THREAD on it—and KETTLEBELLS! (How I’ve missed my kettlebells!)
I’ve wasted a lot time right here. I ought to have remembered: The individuals who actually know what the federal government is doing are those who don’t work anyplace close to it. If I can see a single categorized file, I’m nonetheless TOO CLOSE! That’s how they GET YOU!
No, somebody has to depart the federal government and begin digging, as a result of there’s a conspiracy right here for sure. Solely, I can’t resolve it from right here, inside the ranks of the FBI’s prime management. (I believe it goes all the best way to the highest however I can’t make certain!)
I imagine that is all of the fault of Pam Bondi. (Pam should resign!) She is maintaining issues from the American individuals, I believe. I used to be in all of the conferences and noticed all of the information she noticed
however I couldn’t see ANYTHING in them (which I imagine to have been the WITCHCRAFT OF PAM!)
Look—I do know conspiracy theories, and let me simply say: The best way now we have launched the Epstein proof is the LEAST convincing factor I’ve EVER SEEN!
First Pam says the Epstein consumer listing is on her desk? After which she says, no, she meant one thing totally different? After which we put out an announcement saying that there was nothing to see within the information and that we can’t launch any extra. After which we launch a video to assist reveal that he killed himself however that’s lacking a minute of footage? An entire minute? After which she says, Oh, this all the time occurs? What are we making an attempt to drag over on the American individuals?! I’m determined to resolve what’s going on right here!
EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS STUFF.
Even Donald Trump is making an attempt to maneuver the dialog away from Epstein on the grounds that we’ve already talked about him for years? Has Donald heard himself converse earlier than? That has by no means as soon as stopped him!
That’s why you must get me out of the federal government.
I can’t assume straight within the FBI. I’ve to put on a tie and a LONG-SLEEVE SHIRT and it makes me MISERABLE and CONFUSED! I get addled, like an egg.
I want the reassuring air of my podcast studio
(and my kettlebells, my most trusted sources!)
I want all of this (and, in fact, Pam’s resignation) to know what’s actually taking place right here!
The Deputy Director’s chair on the FBI might be the worst place or the second-worst place to search out out what’s actually happening. Kash and I are helpless! All of the director and I can do is sit round and administer undesirable polygraphs to our resentful workers!
That is NOT the very best use of my time. I ought to be doing REPS and GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS and FILLING MY WHOLE T-SHIRT, LIKE SOMEONE POURED ME INTO IT AND FORGOT TO SAY “WHEN,” which I can’t do right here!
As quickly as I’m out of this stifling atmosphere I’ll discover these accountable, I’m certain. We’d like Dan Bongino on the case!
GET DAN BONGINO OUT OF THE FBI SO DAN BONGINO CAN FINALLY FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FBI IS HIDING FROM US!!